Don: Why, Karen! I took you out to dinner not two weeks ago. What more is needed to express my marital devotion?
K: You never tell me I'm pretty any more.
D: You don't wear much makeup any more.
K: Did you remember to pick Nathan up from the laundromat?
D: How many times must I tell you, the laundromat is not the same as day care!
K: Stop skirting my question! You forgot to pick him up again, didn't you?
{Nathan enters}
Nathan: Hi mom and dad. Nobody got me so I walked home.
K: Nathan, sweetie. Why are you so filthy? Didn't you just come from the day -- I mean dry cleaners?
N: Well I walked home through the mud. And besides, I didn't have any quarters.
D: Son, I am so ashamed! I have failed to display my parental affection for you by providing you with money. I am such a terrible father!
N: You are.
D: Ha-ha!
N: You really are.
this is fucking awesome
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