me: hey benwhat if the freaky friday thing happened to usBen: what?Also, please check in to your flight tonightme: like we switched bodiesi was in your bodycrazy rightHAHAHHAHHABen: heyok, I am checking in for uisme: ohfor me too?Ben: you're good with 1 carry on and one personal item, right?Yeah, I guess we have the same ticketme: YepBen: ok, goodme: lets switch bdoies for the triplets freaky fridayBen: okI'm printing our boarding passesme: Okthanks responsible brotherBen: ok, let's not freaky fridayme: whatwhy notme: is it because its not friday yetBen: yeah, also look what I have done to this bodydon't put me in chargeme: It'd only be for the weekendhow much could you fuck up?me: I'd take your body and go do huge cannonballs in the poolI'd be such an assholeBen: HAHAHAnow you see why I am meme: I'd hit on so many women, too. I'd be like, "did you see that cannonball I just did?"Ben: hahaoh hey SOme: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECTI'd also get you a nose piercing probably, since it's Vegas and you only live once.Ben: HEY SOSOSOSOme: I'd spend your savingsat the slot machinesBen: I am getting on a Pittsburd/Bay Point BART at civic center at 4:10me: And even if I lost I'd say really awful stuff like "KA-CHING"And I'd probably wear a gold chain necklace.Ben: And at the airport at 5ishwe should coordinate, as I have your boarding passme: I'd hit on MILFs who are like, there with their baseball-hat-wearing husbands I'd be really sleazyand act like i didn't know who was a hookerand who wasn't.Ben: hallie, you are lliterraly laying out my plans for vegasme: ONLY IF WE FREAKY FRIDAYcome on.Ben: oh, finelet's try itme: Sweet,We'll get chinese food at the airportBen: goodgreat!OkI sm going to go packme: It's been great planning this trip with you.
I'll let you guys know how it goes.
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