I might be a terrible person.

Hallie

????????????????

11:09am

Alice

what?

11:09am

Hallie

i'm just shocked that your on here is all.

are you in class?

11:10am

Alice

no

im at homesies

11:11am

Hallie

i'm homeless right now. i got kicked out of my dorm

11:12am

Alice

no way

why?

no

no

11:12am

Hallie

my friend was selling drugs out of my room. i would leave it open all the time and he hung out in here and stuff. i didnt know. but he was selling drugs. and they found them and of course its my room.

so i got kicked out.

11:15am

Alice

holy shit

he got in trouble tho, yeah?

for the drugs?

11:15am

Hallie

yeah

11:15am

Alice

you didint, right?

like, you didnt go to jail'

11:15am

Hallie

remember how i told you last week i was having a terrible week?

i kept having to go to all this campus judicial stuff

11:15am

Alice

shit

11:15am

Hallie

and defend myself

yeah

11:16am

Alice

so, where do you live then?

11:16am

Hallie

i'm in a bathroom in the basement of the science buidling right now. nobody comes down here so...

i'm using it as my room.

11:16am

Alice

omg

you sleep there?

11:17am

Hallie

theres a couch in here. but yeah. and the kid had this kimono dragon i let him keep in my room also, and apparently its really illegal.

from like, mongolia or some shit

so that was an issue too

they're trying to figure out where he got it from

11:17am

Alice

holy fuck, hallie

11:17am

Hallie

and also

i started smoking lots of cigarettes

and i tried coke like 9 times

in one night

11:18am

Alice

no

11:18am

Hallie

and also.. like

i'm thinking of dropping out to go to a plastic surgery school in tibet

because like, theres a lot of money in that

and theres so many ugly people out there

so like.

i dunno.

i could be a hero and like, make them so much less fugly

11:19am

Alice

ummm... how much of this story is real?

11:19am

Hallie

umm.................

if i said all of it i would be lying 100%