me: hey ben
what if the freaky friday thing happened to us
Ben: what?
Also, please check in to your flight tonight
me: like we switched bodies
i was in your body
crazy right
HAHAHHAHHA
Ben: hey
ok, I am checking in for uis
Ben: you're good with 1 carry on and one personal item, right?
Yeah, I guess we have the same ticket
me: lets switch bdoies for the trip
lets freaky friday
Ben: ok
I'm printing our boarding passes
me: Ok
thanks responsible brother
Ben: ok, let's not freaky friday
me: is it because its not friday yet
Ben: yeah, also look what I have done to this body
don't put me in charge
me: It'd only be for the weekend
how much could you fuck up?
me: I'd take your body and go do huge cannonballs in the pool
I'd be such an asshole
Ben: HAHAHA
now you see why I am me
me: I'd hit on so many women, too. I'd be like, "did you see that cannonball I just did?"
me: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
I'd also get you a nose piercing probably, since it's Vegas and you only live once.
me: I'd spend your savings
at the slot machines
Ben: I am getting on a Pittsburd/Bay Point BART at civic center at 4:10
me: And even if I lost I'd say really awful stuff like "KA-CHING"
And I'd probably wear a gold chain necklace.
Ben: And at the airport at 5ish
we should coordinate, as I have your boarding pass
me: I'd hit on MILFs who are like, there with their baseball-hat-wearing husbands
I'd be really sleazy
and act like i didn't know who was a hooker
and who wasn't.
Ben: hallie, you are lliterraly laying out my plans for vegas
me: ONLY IF WE FREAKY FRIDAY
come on.
Ben: oh, fine
let's try it
me: Sweet,
We'll get chinese food at the airport
Ben: good
great!
Ok
I sm going to go pack
me: It's been great planning this trip with you.
I'll let you guys know how it goes.
