Games I Played As A Girl

I dug holes on a beach by myself. 

I spied on the cats and took copious notes. 

I built a spaceship in the attic.

I went to space. My son went to space. 

I gave interviews as both mother and son. 

I co-founded a secret organization on the hillside by the powerlines. 

I was a rabbit in the snow. 

I was a Persian cat on a Persian rug. 

I was a mouse in an airport. 

I locked my daughter in my mansion’s cupboard when my gentleman suitor was visiting. 

I peddled scrap parts from a junk yard with my buddy Jim. 

I was a destitute pigshit farmer on a muddy beach. 

I was an extremely obese Hispanic woman owning an Italian restaurant. 

I headed an illegal pot growing operation. I also smuggled cocaine. 

I led witch-hunts. 

I invented a language. 

I went back in time, kidnapped and cryogenically froze famous historical figures.

My best friend was Count Dracula. 

I had a magic remote control that could grant wishes. 

I held funerals for bugs I found deceased in spiderwebs. 

I narrated the life of an invisible giant who inhabited our world, unseen by everyone else. 

I was on a game show where girlscouts are set in cutthroat competitions against each other. 

I was a zookeeper. 

I was an emergency veterinarian. 

I was a pokemon trainer. 

I danced with emus. 

I spoke with roosters.

I interviewed my dalmation on a talk show.