Ridiculous Sister

Hallie: hellooo!

Alice: Hello

Hallie: Hey there! remember me?

Alice: vaguely

Hallie:I used to babysit you when you were little.

You probably don't really remember me

I didn't have a beard back then

i'm a bit heavier set now

Goddamn.

You sure have grown up

You used to be such a little brat.

You seem like you're less of a brat now

But i can't be too sure, i've only been talking to you for a few seconds.

You used to take sips of my beers remember?

One time I just gave you a beer.

You didn't really like it….

Say, I'm having trouble finding a job..

You don't by any chance need a babysitter do ya?

Of course I'd have to charge you more than I did when you were 6

you're a lot more to handle now, if you know what i mean!

heh

heh heh

Alice: are you done yet?

Hallie: yeah.

how are you?